you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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