i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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