I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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