Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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