ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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