Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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