we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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