If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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