I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They took my balls.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
wow bdsm is so cute
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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