I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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