Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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