His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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