I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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