I bet he comes in French.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
