I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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