ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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