i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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