I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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