Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
honey bunches of taint.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
