that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just cropdusted the office
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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