marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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