is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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