Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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