I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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