I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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