I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
