i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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