margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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