I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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