so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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