NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
