1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
