His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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