it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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