I hope mine doesn't look like that
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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