I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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