just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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