dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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