Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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