Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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