before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
