Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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