I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My pussy is not your playground.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize