I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize