I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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