I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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