Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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