Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
