gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
