I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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