It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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